Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Good Theology

This is a conversation that my family and I were having in the car the other day. That's my grandma in the back, my mom driving, my sister holding the camera, and the guy with the terrible hat hair is me. I think you will agree that our theological conclusions are nothing short of profound.



My apologies to all Methodists, Jews, homosexuals, liberals, conservatives, women, and pretty much everybody else.

14 comments:

Elizabeth said...

"Them Methodists...I just don't know about them Methodists"

this made me laugh

stephanie said...

BUT WE DONT APOLOGIZE TO THE FILTHY MORMONS!!!

Matt Benton said...

Yeah!!! Screw the filthy polygamists!!!

kevin said...

i haven't felt this carsick and not been in a car since i sat through the blair witch project.

that was cool, though. the deepest conversation i ever got to have with my grandmother was why polyanna was the most kick-ass board game of all time.

sincerely, one of them methodists

kevin said...
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kevin said...

if you have a second, go to www.umc.org and click on structure/governance, and it will make more sense.

Anonymous said...

OK.... SCARY....
I REALLY HOPE YOU PEOPLE WERENT SERIOUS?
BECAUSE THAT WHOLE CONVERSATION WAS SCREWED UP!
MAN SOMEONE NEEDS TO SERIOUSLY READ THE BIBLE!

stephanie said...

i think i'm going to change my blog title to "PLEASE DONT READ MY BLOG IF YOU CANNOT EASILY PERCEIVE SARCASM"

and i think you should do the same.

Matt Benton said...

We were all DEAD SERIOUS.

Anonymous said...

my grandparents are methodist

stephanie said...

THEN YOUR GRANDPARENTS ARENT SAVED.

Anonymous said...

Dear anonymous coward,
I'm guessing you don't have any family and friends that you can joke around with and speak lightly/openly with? Please take a look at the tree in your eye before you point out the speck in others. Also, please replace your computer's KEYBOARD, because it appears your CAPS LOCK KEY IS STICKING. -another anonymous coward

Anonymous said...

Thank you for making that clear for me Steph. I really appreciate it.

:)

Matt Benton said...

My grandmother used to be in the Methodist church. Her husband was a minister in the Methodist church for a long time. I will go ahead and say that even though she sounds a little crazy in her assumptions about Methodists, she really is a wonderful lady and has always been a Godly influence on my life. This post was not intended to make fun of her or anybody else in any way at all.